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tessaslifeandshit:

MY o my drawing Sigyn X Sif for my friend… I keep giggleing so it may take a while…

#Thor will move on to Jane #Loki will brood like fenrris #and he will be sadder when he sees them not guarding asses #Then Loki wanted to make a threesome because then he would have Thor’s goat #but Sif prefers pussy#so Loki changes into the scarlet witch and owns that bed #Loki told Thor about it #so Thor was sad #so life was good for Loki for a few seconds #but then Thor said “I have another woman already brother” smiling with a tear #Sigyn is fed up with loki but wants a child so 6 months later Sigyn bitches him out for not protecting his sons and annals their fucked up marrige #then Loki snaps and kills her unborn baby then Sif sweeps her back to asgard And Loki trys to take over earth

#but then Thor said “I have another woman already brother” smiling with a tear

 

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    • #Forever reblog
    • #best
    • #ide
    • #thor
    • #loki
    • #avengers
    • #marvel
    • #sigyn
    • #sif
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positiverolemodel:

asami’s real parents

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jason-peeta-todd:

christo-pho:

I literally did a spit take when I saw this.

THIS VIDEO

IS ONE OF

MY FAVORITES

ON YOUTUBE

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Jo acordin ta me wife

I was talkn ta me wife about me friends in amaricano. I don have a many friends ta begin with. in italy i hadabout five. but hear i have about seven, mike, jo (tessa is her  real name i jus cant say it) , jake, nadia, freil, veric, and shelly. so i told her thta me best bro would be jo…  an if i was gay it woulda be freil. jake is cool an all but he jus drivs me crazi somtimz. veric, well he is the king a ships. mike iz th best drinkin budi. an shelly is…. well… shelly. then she said “is she that ace girl who looks like the result of one of martin freeman’s many condom tear accidents?”

    • #Is your father
    • #martin freeman
    • #tessaslifeandshit
    • #this is really funny
    • #my wife typed this with me because i dont get english
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genderqueer:

Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!
From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.
It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D
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genderqueer:

Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!

From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.

It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D

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warpsbyherself:

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 #bleeding red white and blue out of my eyes right now

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bendydicks:

Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of fandoms.

canon if from conan
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myqueenmycroft:

movingmrniels:

bendydicks:

Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of fandoms.

canon if from conan

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Lookz lik i madea bridezila

bra help me

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

tessaslifeandshit:

DIEING INSIDE why did I make this mod It is pure fandom WHY DO I GIVE IN TO YOUR  REQUESTS NADIA WHY… i just gave in to the masses makeing that codex about gossipy notes between varric and isabela talking about anders and fenris’s hate love. NOTHING TO SEE HERE! 


Besthing jo^^^

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